Captain Duckbeard makes me smile every time. Grab a mug with Captain Duckbeard to start each day with a smile.
Do you want a custom duck painting?
Do you have an idea for a duck you want me to paint? Is there a very specific hairstyle or hat? Email (firstname.lastname@example.org) to see about availability and pricing for your very own custom duck. (Note: The duck simply will not support a mustached persona - because if it could, then Magnum P.I. Duck would have been added to the list a long time ago.) Also, at least one duck foot must be visible.